1 ishq ke saamunder me gota lagaya ........ pani bahut thanda tha main bahar nikal aaya...... wah! wah! pawan (23702)
2 What is diff b/w Orange and Apple? Think!? Color of Orange is Orange but Color of Apple is not Apple Rohan (23153)
3 What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Platefull of noodles. Navaneet (21670)
4 Question: What happened when two sardars were waiting for buses numbered 1 and 2? Answer: When bus number 12 came, they both climbed on! sudhanshu tambi (21610)
5 i want 2 be wid u in a nice restaraunt in acandle light dinner and say the beautiful 3 words 'pay the bill' chinna (21260)
6 rat 2 baje kisi ne bajai bel rat 2 baje kisi nebajai bel mene gate khola to watchman bola all is well kumar (19286)
7 Child 2 d sales girl in a sweet shop, Will u marry me wen i grow up. Girl smiled & said : Yes Child: Can u give Ur future husband a free chocolate...:) rohith (19263)
8 If u r stressed, you ll get pimples.. if u cry,u ll get wrinkles.. So, y don t u smile & get dimples? pranay (19253)
9 KAASH LIFE AISI HOTI?? MONDAY KO DOSTI TUES. KO PYAAR, WED KO INTEZAR, THU KO IKRAR, FRI KO SHADI, SAT KO TALAAQ, SUN KO REST, MON KO NEXT.!! SAM SETHIYA (19228)
10 The difference betwin Best frnd and Just frnd? When you r in hospital, Just frnd asks: Tabiyat kaisi hai? And Best frnd aska: Nurse kaisi hai..!! SAM SETHIYA (19226)
11 DARU se NASHA badhta he, NASHE se junun, JUNUN se mehnat, MEHNAT se paisa, PAISE se izat. isliye IZAT paneke liye, DARU pina Bahut jaruri he. suraj (19197)
12 Wat is difference between poison n Alcohol?If u drin alcohol,u wil dance arnd people..If u drink poison,ppl will dance arnd u! Team SMS (18886)
13 “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “WhenI am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet” pd (19120)
14 A touching luv story A boy & a girl loved each other 1 day while talking,boy touched girl s hand & girl in return touched boy s hand wat a touching story! haa...haaa... :-D divya sakkarwal (19073)
15 Q : what is the full form of maths ?Think A : mentally affected teacher harrasing students. Team SMS (19025) 16 Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
17 Difference of Nature:
Two girls wearing same T-Shirt
Response: Kamini “COPIED MY STYLE”
2 boys wearing same T-Shirt
Response: O Mera Bhai.
18 Aj Kal K Bache Bhi Bade Kameene Hote Hai.. Miss : Ek Dafa Ka Zikar Tha, Akbar Badshah Apne Bistar Pe Leta Tha k... [A Boy Interrupts Her] Bacha : Miss... Rahul Mere Lunch Box ko kh0l Raha Hai ... : Miss : Rahul.... Mai Thappad Maar Dungi, Baith Jao AaRam Se !!! Acha Bacho'n Mein Kaha thi ..?! Bache : Akbar K Bistar Per ..!!
19 Ek Ladki Ko Chai Banani Thi Par Dudh Nahi Tha, To Ladki Ne Apne Kapde Utare
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Dusre Kapde Pehan Kar DudhLene Market Gayi.
20 Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir Team SMS (18379)
21 Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!--- Team SMS (18078)
22 TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE : Me! Team SMS (17808)
23 Sir:G.Washington not only chopped downhis father's cherry tree,but also admitted doing it. Now,kid, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"kid:Because George still had the axe in his hand. Team SMS (17807)
24 TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. Team SMS (17806) 25 No matter how high the sky is, How deep the ocean is, How strong the wind is, How wide the river is, I just want to tell YOU…. They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS Team SMS (11515)
26 The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise. Team SMS (11513)
27 Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two woman. Team SMS (11511)
28 If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage Team SMS (11510)
29 Beautiful flowers die…. Nice stories end…… Lovely songs fade…….. .. Momeries areforgotten… .. All things comes to end….. But people like YOU always remain forever ….. …..….. BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE Team SMS (11499)
30 Smile to old means respect, Smile to a child means innocence.... Smiling infront of mobile means mental…, Still smiling!!!Confirmed... Team SMS (11498)
31 Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry u’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u. Team SMS (11495) 32 Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife? A: A man buying a lottery has a chance to win! Team SMS (11357)
33 A prsn who surrenders whn he's wrong, is honest. A prsn who surrenders whn nt sure,is wise. A prsn who surrenders evn whn he's rite, he's husband ! Team SMS (11284)
34 Whats the most confusing day in america?...Thinking?.....Still thinking?.......Fathers day! Team SMS (11233)
